your useless and pointless knowledge

[thin man]

That could ease you and cool you and cease the pain..


why clutter the board.......Post it here!

[Garilia]

Now how is this going to be different than the nonsense or nothing threads?

[Sandrine]

I will answer after

[Kent Allard]

I disagree with the premise of the thread...and Bob Dylan. No knowledge is useless..but how you use use it is important

[Isis]

Now how is this going to be different than the nonsense or nothing threads?

This is going to be poitless nonsense versus just nonsense.

[thin man]

Garilia
Now how is this going to be different than the nonsense or nothing threads?




I will answer after


ya see .,.. it's working already!

[Garilia]

We should stop making sense and strive to be pointless. The more pointless you are, the more well rounded you are.

Google Oblio.

[Sandrine]

I disagree with the premise of the thread...and Bob Dylan. No knowledge is useless..but how you use use it is important

"I know that I know nothing" Socrate

[Kent Allard]

Of course everyone knows something. Even the most severely disabled persons know something.

[Isis]

ya see .,.. it's working already!

But don't you have to prove that somehow? This ain't proof enough is it?:flogged:

[Garilia]

sorry, I'm not moving it. The admin union rules prohibit it.

And non-union folks aren't allowed to cross my picket line.

[Garilia]

Of course everyone knows something. Even the most severely disabled persons know something.

they usually know how to breathe and masturbate.

[Sandrine]

Of course everyone knows something. Even the most severely disabled persons know something.

Yes

Why are there bulbs in your 7 ?

[Kent Allard]

You have just proved my point...Socrates, eat your heart out...

[Sandrine]

they usually know how to breathe and masturbate.

but there are who go to the wrong place..and they wait, they wait.. and they don't have their end.

[thin man]

We should stop making sense and strive to be pointless. The more pointless you are, the more well rounded you are.

Google Oblio.


this is perfect..just the kind of pointless crap we like to see posted here..

my compliments

[Isis]

this is perfect..just the pointless crap we like to see posted here..

my compliments

Some of the pointless meaningless crap can be somebody else's treasure?

[Sandrine]

Where is the eater of madeleines ?

[Kent Allard]

Yes

Why are there bulbs in your 7 ?

Oh the holes, you mean? Well the icon is the number for a house door, so the holes must be for screwing it to the door. It also represents Jesus, whose number is 7 and who was pierced bodily in his wrists and feet in the crucifixion.

[Sandrine]

euh no, it's not here...

[thin man]

Yes

Why are there bulbs in your 7 ?


I'm sorry sandrine , but this post is a little too demanding to be posted in the pointless section, however , I'll will wait to see it's answer before I give it my final judgment... :-P

[Sandrine]

Oh the holes, you mean? Well the icon is the number for a house door, so the holes must be for screwing it to the door. It also represents Jesus, whose number is 7 and who was pierced bodily in his wrists and feet in the crucifixion.

oh, you are so strong...

[Sandrine]

I'm sorry sandrine , but this post is a little too demanding to be posted in the pointless section, however , I'll will wait to see it's answer before I give it my final judgment... :-P


I stop here

[Isis]

Madelaine is such a nice story. She has no parents and she grows up with a nun in Paris. You read about Madelaine Sandrine?

[Kent Allard]

Its the 10 mile runs and daily 200 kg pumping iron that does it.

[thin man]

Oh the holes, you mean? Well the icon is the number for a house door, so the holes must be for screwing it to the door. It also represents Jesus, whose number is 7 and who was pierced bodily in his wrists and feet in the crucifixion.


ok sandrine, thanks to Kent , your post now qualifies for the pointless knowledge section.. the answer you received tipped the balance in the favour of totally useless

[Sandrine]

Madelaine is such a nice story. She has no parents and she grows up with a nun in Paris. You read about Madelaine Sandrine?

I thought of something else..

[thin man]

I thought of something else..

well, what better place could there be to tell us about it...:doh:

[Garilia]

the forehead decoration worn in South Asia is called a bindi.

I call it a dit dot.

[Kent Allard]

You would

[Garilia]

Mangoes are indigenous to India.

[Garilia]

You would

You wouldn't.

[Kent Allard]

What would I call it then?

[Sandrine]

well, what better place could there be to tell us about it...:doh:

In the nothing thread.

But where is he ?

[Garilia]

Mangoes don't work in hotels. This was revealed on another thread. Tell me this isn't pointless knowledge!

And how many severely disabled people need to know this?

[thin man]

mango don't work .. full stop, unless of 'cos you're silly enuf to eat the skins and drink the sap...you can get hives.. I'm told.

[Garilia]

Ca=calcium #20 on the periodic table of elements

[thin man]

barbecue spare ribs

[Garilia]

I just thought of a post for the nonsense thread

[Isis]

I had avocado today.

[Garilia]

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? It depends on whether you are talking about an African or European swallow.

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour*, beating its wings 7-9 times per second (rather than 43). But please note that a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.

[Garilia]

The phrase "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" was coined by Noam Chomsky as an example of nonsense. The individual words make sense and are arranged according to proper grammatical rules, yet the result is nonsense. The inspiration for this attempt at creating verbal nonsense came from the idea of contradiction (for a start, how can a green idea be colorless?) and seemingly irrelevant and/or incompatible characteristics, which conspire to make the phrase meaningless. The phrase "the square root of Tuesday" operates on the latter principle. This principle is behind the inscrutability of the kōan "What is the sound of one hand clapping?", where one hand would presumably be insufficient for clapping without the intervention of another.

[thin man]

Urates, a byproduct of metabolized proteins, are what makes bird shit appear white.

[LazySlut]

Lubricant or 'lube' is like a cream or jelly which is sometimes used to make sex go a little more smoothly. Quite often being tense or rushing things can make sex difficult or painful, so try to relax and take your time. You might also want to use extra lubrication. There are many different brands of lube, for example KY Jelly, ID Glide, Astroglide or Liquid Silk, which you can buy from supermarkets or drugstores. There are also different types, for example some lubes are designed specifically for anal sex. If you are using a condom then you must use a water-based lubricant like KY Jelly, and not an oil-based lubricant like Vaseline. Make sure the lubricant only goes on the outside of the condom - if any gets on the inside, the condom can slip off during sex.

[Sandrine]

Lubricant or 'lube' is like a cream or jelly which is sometimes used to make sex go a little more smoothly. Quite often being tense or rushing things can make sex difficult or painful, so try to relax and take your time. You might also want to use extra lubrication. There are many different brands of lube, for example KY Jelly, ID Glide, Astroglide or Liquid Silk, which you can buy from supermarkets or drugstores. There are also different types, for example some lubes are designed specifically for anal sex. If you are using a condom then you must use a water-based lubricant like KY Jelly, and not an oil-based lubricant like Vaseline. Make sure the lubricant only goes on the outside of the condom - if any gets on the inside, the condom can slip off during sex.

http://www.humourenpj.net/data/pj/files/utilisation_preservatif_ballon.jpg ..

[thin man]

An elephant shits a lot, it depends on the size of the elephant, whether it is living in the wild , in a zoo or circus. what it ate and how much it ate. There are a lot of variables to calculate how much exactly, but safe to say an elephant shits a lot

[LazySlut]

Erotomania is a type of delusion in which the affected person believes that another person, usually a stranger, is in love with him or her. The illness often occurs during psychosis, especially in patients with schizophrenia or bipolar mania.[1] In one case, erotomania was reported in a patient who had undergone surgery for a ruptured cerebral aneurysm.[2] During an erotomanic psychosis, the patient believes that a "secret admirer" is declaring his or her affection to the patient, often by special glances, signals, telepathy, or messages through the media. Usually the patient then returns the perceived affection by means of letters, phone calls, gifts, and visits to the unwitting recipient.[2]

The term erotomania is often confused with "obsessive love", obsession with unrequited love, or hypersexuality (see nymphomania). Obsessive love is not erotomania by definition.

[Sandrine]

what is a unwitting recipient ?

[thin man]

Not knowing; unaware: unwitting

[LazySlut]

hahaha.....

unwitting means bob and shane don't know the deep dark delicious fantasies we have about them. they're just going on about their daily lives, unknowing that there's someone lurking..... watching.... thinking naughty, fecund things about them.

but obsessive love by definiition isn't erotomania, the computer told me so.

[Sandrine]

thank you..

[Isis]

hahaha.....

unwitting means bob and shane don't know the deep dark delicious fantasies we have about them. they're just going on about their daily lives, unknowing that there's someone lurking..... watching.... thinking naughty, fecund things about them.

but obsessive love by definiition isn't erotomania, the computer told me so.

And my love is just wicked so can you find that too in the encyclopedia?

[Sandrine]

Beeing young, I can't have fantasies with them..
I don't even know what fantaisies..

[Isis]

The sexiest movie I saw was a French soft porno. Your people are good at that Sandrine?

[Sandrine]

The sexiest movie I saw was a French soft porno. Your people are good at that Sandrine?

soft porno ?
erotic, you wanted to say I think.



No idea..Clara Morgane and Laure Sinclair are famous for that here.

[Isis]

Bonne nuit ma chere...je vais rester maintenant et plus tard je vais dormir. A tote a l'heure Sandrine!! bisous..

[Sandrine]

soon midnight for me..

"A tout à l'heure"

[LazySlut]

actually bob talked about erotomania in the TTRH "madness" episode. he seemed to do it with particular relish.

[Garilia]

An elephant shits a lot, it depends on the size of the elephant, whether it is living in the wild , in a zoo or circus. what it ate and how much it ate. There are a lot of variables to calculate how much exactly, but safe to say an elephant shits a lot

This is common knowledge, there is nothing useless or pointless about it. It's like reminding us that a bear shits in the woods.

Aren't you glad I'm the admin, so I can resolve these useless and pointless problems?

[thin man]

I'm being victimized... first it's subtle hints about my sexuallity, now it's .. I'm not capable of anything useless or pointless

no wonder this admin was banned from the Shitler!


PS.. I don't care where a bear shits.

[Garilia]

I'm being victimized... first it's subtle hints about my sexuallity, now it's .. I'm not capable of anything useless or pointless

no wonder this admin was banned from the Shitler!


PS.. I don't care where a bear shits.
boy are you going to step in it!

[Isis]

This is a true story right from life and it's one of the best I ever heard and this one is dedicated to nobody less than MeanMrKetchup himself:

Once upon a time there were 2 tomatoes out walking
Then a big truck came and drove over one of the tomatoes
So then the other tomatoe said to
the other tomato:
Come on now Ketchup!!


Isn't that a GREAT story?

[Garilia]

This is a true story right from life and it's one of the best I ever heard and this one is dedicated to nobody less than MeanMrKetchup himself:

Once upon a time there were 2 tomatoes out walking
Then a big truck came and drove over one of the tomatoes
So then the other tomatoe said to
the other tomato:
Come on now Ketchup!!


Isn't that a GREAT story?

So you're saying that Mean Mr. Ketchup is going to watch someone get run over?

[Isis]

OH I think I am gettin' nowhere with MrKetchup..

Oh please MrKetchup don't you see my joke?
oh oh oh oh oh Mrketchup don't be so cruel..
You know I like tomatoes and ketchup too
so I thought of you.

See what a poet I am uhhh?

[Isis]

This thread is tomato bound.........for the glory of ripe red tomatoes all over this world.

[Isis]

But don't you have to prove that somehow? This ain't proof enough is it?:flogged:

No need for any proof as long as you keep the nonsense going on a useless level of nothing but pure nonsense. It's totally fine and nobody will ever notice.

hmm the politicians know it as a magical rule.

Oh I see I answered my own question? Do I have any more questions to answer to myself? No not today.

Thank you Isis.

You're welcome.

[Garilia]

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k365/SiliconWolverine/Whoopass.jpg.

[LazySlut]

i'm handing out ass-whuppin's and lollipops today and i'm allllllllllllllllllll outta lollipops. http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Tongue/tongue.gif (http://www.free-emoticons.co.uk/emoticons/Tongue/)