Confucius say

[Garilia]

Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

[Garilia]

If you can't find book you want, you are in the

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[Garilia]

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.

Panties are not the best thing in the world, but they are next to it.

Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.

[Garilia]

"Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs."

"Man trapped in brothel get jerked around."

[Cupid Stunt]

I was in a chinese restaurant the other day, I called the waiter over and told him "this chicken's rubbery" he replied "thank you velly much"

[Garilia]

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

[Garilia]

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

[Garilia]

Woman in church have hope in soul
Woman in bathtub have soap in hole.

[thin man]

tut tut.


did you really have to do a new thread for all this nonsense :rolleyes:

I like wong fookhing bookshop the best :cheese:

[thin man]

oh yeah. ... you really have to watch out for them turnstiles..

[Sandrine]

If you can't enter because of the little red river, enter the big muddy path

[Landys ghost]

Woman who cook meat and peas in same pot is very unhygenic

Confuciuous' brother say

"You didnt complain last night"